I can't think of anything funny to write once again, so if you want a chuckle, and i use that term with the utmost contempt, refer to some of my older posts. Not trying to be arrogant or anything, but they were awesome. Maybe I can't think of anything funny because i'm not getting mad so much anymore, and I've cut back on the alcohol and what not. Life is looking sorta better, oh and considering the fact that Xanga is kinda dying i'm contemplating the creation of a my space account. I'll get around to it when i feel like it, which isn't today. But sometime during the upcoming week for sure. Till then bitches, Happy mother fucking Ramadan.

Ps. My nuts hold the power of eternal life, and whosoever likith mine testicles, shall be bestowed with this great gift.

Edit: Heard that Korn song Twisted Transistor on the radio, thats going in my list of songs to have sex to.

Christmas break is nearly here, I got paid today, and i'm almost done buying christmas gifts. those are some good things going on right now, there are bad things too, but those always happen and i just try to look past them.Cupcakes

I like to flow with life, i mean I'll do what i can to make things work out like i want, but if i get dealt a bad hand there is nothing i can do, you know, so oh well. Flow with it, it's easier than resisting the current. Its like a river really, and when you fall off the raft you float safely downstream, but if you stand up then your feet get caught under a rock and you fall head first into the water, with the current keeping you down so you drown a slow painful scary death. Butterflies.

Oh and my cock is fricking enormous. Lollipops.    

Man is driven by his own desires, even things such as love and compassion are selfish to some degree. Why does one protect a child, a loved one, or a pet? Why does one give to the poor, or those hurt by natural disaters? The answer is simple they give, they protect, they do everything solely to fill their own desires, to make themselves feel good, so they wont be hurt or guilty.

This is changing though, the age we live in is a violent one, and as parents condone violence their children become desensitized. In a few generations I won't be surprised if gladitorial combat makes a return (not during our lifetime of course). I can say this becaue i feel it myself, I do have a soul and i can feel emotion, but I really don't sahre any emotional attachments to anyone, hell even my friends and family. I don't blame this on anything in particular it's just the way I am, maybe it's the age i grew up in, the age that condones acts of aggression towards your fellow man, who knows.

So you got to topics today, in the form of one, mans selfishness and growing desensitazation (might not be a real word). Think on that, might have some more funny stuff up later, sorry if this article was a little trite, but oh well.

I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE AN STD!

I woke up this morning, crawled out of bed

Brushed my teeth, and the hair on my head

I walked to the toilet, but when I looke down

My face was distorted, by an... enormous frown

Because my crotch was covered in sores

Guess I shouldn't of have banged all those whores

Fun Yung Said she was clean, but I know she lied

Cuz even though i used a rubber i still got VD

(rest of the lyrics still being written)